NFL - Week 7 Quick Hits

NFL Season: Week 7

Winners, Losers, Quick Hits, & WTF!?

Winners

Minnesota Vikings – Just give the ball to AP. That works, oh and let the defense feed on John Skelton. The Vikings sit at a surprising 5-2.

Houston Texans – Big bounce back after being routed at home against the Packers. They took advantage of a depleted Ravens squad, even with T-Sizzle back in action. They flat out embarrassed them, which I’m sure they won’t take very well.

Chicago Bears – A grudge match at home, and come out victorious to sit at 5-1 for this young season. Brandon Marshall’s formula for religion, personal growth is working.

I guess that's one way to stop them?

Losers
Carolina Panthers – Mainly Cam Newton, the same critics betting on him before the season saying he wouldn’t have a ‘Sophomore Slump’ are eating their words now. The team also fired their GM.

Jacksonville Jaguars – You just lost your best player (MJD), and things aren’t remotely close to getting better for you. MJD isn’t gone for the year, but will miss time. You’re up Mr. Jennings.

Thursday Night Football – One would think a divisional matchup would be mildly entertaining, and the defensive battle is nice. However, TNF has been given the shaft in terms of ‘decent’ matchups this season. I don’t mind having football on Thursdays, but when it isn’t so good of matchups? I’ll pass. Let's hope the one this Thursday is a little better?

D'Oh!!!!!!

Quick Hits

Chris Johnson had a nice game, restoring faith in him at least for another week (and being cursed by those who didn’t start him in fantasy football) with 195 Yards & 2TD.

Vincent Jackson set a career high with his 212 Receiving Yards against the Saints.

‘We might wanna cover that Cruz guy’ –Redskin fans

‘You mean I can’t catch the ball after going out of bounds?’ –Mike Williams

‘I earned some of that big paycheck on Sunday against the Bills, done for a bit’ –Chris Johnson

‘I guess this is what hell feels like’ –Jaguar fans that still watch the team

‘Brady Quinn??? I quit’ –Chief player reactions after Romeo Crennel announced he would start over Cassel

Salsa for Everyone!

WTF!?

Antonio Brown attempted a pass in the Sunday Night Game, and finished with a 39.6 QB Rating, which was still better than Russell Wilson & Christian Ponder.

Just as everyone suspected, your division leaders are the Giants, 49ers, Pats, Ravens, Texans, Broncos, Falcons, & Bears. Several of those shouldn’t come as shock, you figure out the ones that do. One of these teams is not like the others.

J.J. Watt was quoted as saying he has ‘ate bigger burritos than Ray Rice’. If he has, then I don’t wanna see the aftermath of that toilet ever.

Jacksonville, Carolina, Kansas City, & Cleveland are now the only teams with 1 win to their name this season.

Just take a bow dive!