NFL - Week 5 Quick Hits

NFL Season: Week 5

Winners, Losers, Quick Hits, & WTF!?

Winners
Drew Brees – Congrats on breaking a 52 year old record! Just remember that Mr. Brady isn’t far behind, so keep going!

Ahmad Bradshaw – A lot of people have been on his case this season, and it looked gloomy against Cleveland, as he started with a fumble lost, which lead to Browns points. How did he respond? Just 229 total yards of offense & a score.

Reggie Wayne – Proving his age ISN’T a concern, he is developing a nice chemistry with Rookie Andrew Luck, catching it 13 times for 212 yards & a the game winning score. Not to mention this sick catch.

Chicago Bears – You were thinking they would fall flat on their face in this matchup. Instead they make the Jaguars look like Soft Kitty.

At least someone caught the ball.

Losers
Chris Johnson – He seems to always make my list, but when you evolve back into the player we knew you were, and then say ‘someone on this team needs to make plays’? Come on dude, you make $54 Million, do something

The Jets – Some people were really singing their praises (no puns intended there Mr. Tebow) before the beginning of the season. Their offense is in turmoil, and it’s not looking any better. Maybe they should go back to Greg McElroy?

Roger Goodell – Someone stab this idiot (and I mean that in a good holy way), or at least help remove him as Commissioner. He is seriously wrong as the face of football.

The Chiefs Fans – You boo your QB when he gets a concussion? Wow. Just wow.

Just remember. Brady Quinn.

Quick Hits
Brian Cushing – Gone for the year

Then there were two: Cardinals falter, which means the Texans & Falcons remain the unbeatens of the season. The Falcons will host the Raiders, and the Texans will host the Pack.

‘Bring on Tebow, or wait, Sanchez, or wait, Terrell Owens!’ –Jets fans

'Do we have any running backs left!?' -Cardinal fans

'Sh*t! We already turned it over!?' -Cowboy fans (even on the bye)

'If only we were a college team' -Browns fans

Wasn't really his fault.

WTF!?

The 49ers Offense set a franchise record with 621 yards of total offense. Yes, this offense outgained the likes of Steve Young, Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, John Taylor, Roger Craig, etc.

The highest scoring fantasy player in the Rams-Cardinals Thursday Night Matchup was, wait for it, a defensive player. Robert Quinn, we salute you?

First Santonio Holmes, then Cedric Benson, and now Ryan Kalil. The Lisfranc Injury. Am I the only one who didn’t know what this was before?